Chattering Modem
A beige box with a phone handset sitting in two rubber cups. It squeals for a full minute before it says a word, and Old Tock calls that rude.
Base price800 GlimmersWhat the catalog says it's worth
Cheapest in stallsNone for sale
Ask the Bargain Owl later
Where to find it
- Thimble & Thread stocks it now and then
Ask the Bargain Owl for every stall selling it.