No. 2,838Price: 1 Glimmer · Back issue
The Glimmer Gazette
Thursday, October 8, 2026 · All the news that fits, and some that doesn't
Edited by Inkwhisker · Back issues
Coconut Derby results
| Race | Winner | Time |
|---|---|---|
| 2:39 AM | Pummet_Daibun arsepet | 7.00s |
Brawl Bowl table
| Glimling | W | L |
|---|---|---|
| fishie | 19 | 4 |
| Pummet_Daibun | 17 | 1 |
| Smoulder town regular | 5 | 0 |
| Safety_Pin town regular | 4 | 0 |
| Frag_Grandma town regular | 3 | 1 |
Brawl Bowl gossip
fishie has now won 19 bouts in the Brawl Bowl. Rumor has it a Shellby was seen sharpening a spoon near the Dune Armory. Nobody knows why.
Arcade Aces
| Glimmer Stacker | arsepet | 107,405 |
|---|---|---|
| Gem Jumble | GlimmerJenn | 28,500 |
| Cogwhistle Crossing | arsepet | 9,957 |
| Snack Snatcher | Jay9042 | 7,010 |
| Lamplighter's Swing | arsepet | 3,351 |
Yesterday's big scores
- GlimmerJenn scored 17,920 in Gem Jumble
- Jay9042 scored 7,010 in Snack Snatcher
- GlimmerJenn scored 2,016 in Word Scramble